Suzy: Mile 3.25 Tidal Inlet. It’s got no ring to it
Sam: Let’s change it. What should it be?
Suzy: Let me think for a minute
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO BE COY IN THAT SECOND GIF. JUST. LOOK AT HIM. *FLIPS TABLE*
So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.
misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said
#whorephobia tw #strippers are gr9 #although nuthin wrong with being a 'hoe' either #all sex workers are gr9 #:)
It is so big."
+ 'baby got back' passes the bechdel test (via battlestardidactica)
[GroupThink] On Courtney Love
I absolutely love this.
The Singapore Sartorial Mafia shot at the January Milan and Paris Menswear shows by Grazia Italia. Janie Cai, Esther Quek, Jeri Chua, Sarah Ann Murray, and token bloke (Billionaire.com's) Christian Barker.
The powerful ending to Janelle Monae’s (and Erykah Badu’s) song “Q.U.E.E.N.” The acronym: Queer. Untouchables. Emigrants. Excommunicated. Negroid.